Ace Compton w/ Masked Man (vs.) Josh “My Gosh” Konnors w/ Rosey

• Dave: Welcome back. Dave Razz and “I Maim” James here calling the action at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas!

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  James: Don't forget my sword, Dave!
  
  
  

• Dave: Whoa! As the bell rings, Josh slams his cart against the charging Ace Compton in the corner of the ring, Ace is stopped cold in his tracks.

  

• James: I've been in the ring with Josh, and believe me, if you take him lightly—he'll jump all over you. Don't let his unorthodox style fool you.

• Dave: Oh no doubt, as Compton digs himself from under the grocery cart, Josh is charging for the “Josh Kibosh,” but Ace dodges it and Josh slams into the turnbuckle.

• James: Cart boy better watch out, Ace is digging into his pockets.

• Dave: It's Compton's casino money, there must be hundreds and hundreds in his hand, but what's it for?
  
  ((Ace smiles at Josh and attempts to bribe him with the money, Josh looks confused.))

  Dave: I don't believe it, Josh smiles back and is actually accepting the money to quit the match! The fans are outraged.

  

  ((Josh holds the money up and then begins to chew it up in his mouth and spits it in Compton's face.))
  
  ((Crowd cheers wildly!))

• James: Compton's fortunes may be down the toilet now, Dave!

  ((An angry Ace, pulls his bag of dice from his pocket and whacks Josh over the head.))

• Dave: Josh goes down like a stack of cards, as Rumblin' Rosey climbs the apron waving his crutches!
  
  
  

• ((Out from the crowd emerges a guy in a golden gopher suit, and wearing an apron with candy for the kiddies))

• James: Cool, now the mascots are getting involved, that's what I call hardcore!

• Dave: That's no ordinary mascot, James, he just pulled Rosey from the apron and walloped him with a coconut to the head!

• ((Rosey's crutch goes flying and Ace grabs it in mid-air.))

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  James: Josh is on his feet, but not for long...Ace just smashed him over the head with the crutch, Josh is out!

  ((Ace covers the bloody Josh for the 1...2...3!))

• Dave: Who is that guy in the golden gopher suit?

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  ((The gopher pulls his furry head off to reveal...Steve “The Minkster” Minkie!))

• James: I can't believe it! I thought The Minkster was living under a rock somewhere cashing in his stock tips, but he has returned!

• Dave: He throws Rosey into the ring and gives him his dreaded “Stock drop” neck breaker in the center of ring, while laughing wickedly.

  

• James: I think Josh and Rosey just folded, Dave.

• Dave: That penny pincher, Minkster is choking Josh out with his apron strings and going through his pockets, as well. 

((Crowd boos!))

• ((Steve laughs: Argh-Argh-Argh!))

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  James: Hate to say it Dave, but it looks like Compton and Minkie have “cashed into”the finals!

• Dave: Ace said he'd do it and he has...he is going to the finals, but what will he and his buddy Steve have in store for Realtor Man next week?

• ((Ace climbs the turnbuckle and holds up his plunger in victory, to a mixed reaction!))

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  Dave: The Minkster waves his apron in the air, but James, I'm wondering if the rumors I'm hearing are really true?

• James: You've awakened the curiosity in my sword, Dave. What rumors do you speak of?

• Dave: All I can say right now, is stay tuned for the upcoming press conference in a few days, because if what I'm hearing is true...the upcoming finals are going to be more than personal...wow!

  To Be Continued...

-WINNER: Ace Compton!

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NFC-

East:

Dallas Cowboys (11-5)-With the addition of T.O. They now have a strong foundation on both sides of the ball.

New York Giants (10-6)*- Eli Manning will carry this team and rise above the New York spotlight. 

Philadelphia Eagles (8-8)- The addition of Stallworth and a healthy McNabb will lead to a slight rebound in Philly.

Washington Redskins (7-9)- The least stable quarter back situation and the injury to Portis drop the skins to the bottom of the heap, at least for this season.

North:

Minnesota Vikings (10-6)- They may have a top ten defense this season and could take an up for grabs division, if Brad Johnson stays healthy and Chester Taylor comes on.

Chicago Bears (8-8)- They will struggle until their quarter back controversy gets settled.  Their defense will need to carry them again, as will RB Thomas Jones.

Detroit Lions (6-10)- Originally my "surprise team," but then I came to my senses.  Probably still a year a way.

Green Bay Packers (3-13)- A mess all across the board, Favre may already regret coming back.

South:

Carolina Panthers (13-3)- The most complete team in the NFC. 

Tampa Bay Bucs (9-7)- Will challenge for a wild card spot.

Atlanta Falcons (7-9)- Will once again underachieve.  Vick can take them just so far.

New Orleans Saints (6-10)- Could start strong, but will fade into the abyss.

West:

Seattle Seahawks (11-5)- When will the Madden curse rear it's ugly head?

Arizona Cardinals (9-7)*- My surprise team, I think the Cardinals will sneak in with a ferocious offense.

St. Louis Rams (7-9)- Will fall a little short of the playoffs this year.

San Francisco 49ers (5-11)- Still a year a way or maybe two or three.  Vernon Davis will be a good addition.

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