“Ace” Compton
w/ Masked Man (vs.) 
Josh “My Gosh” Konnors w/ Rumblin' Rosey
Dave: Dave Razz here, and we're coming to you live from Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada. Tonight the stakes are higher then ever before, as two warriors of the squared circle collide for a spot in next week's championship finals! Joining me this week in the broadcast booth is a man who has first hand experience of this grueling competition...”I Maim” James welcome to Vegas!
James: Dave, it's awesome to be here. Tonight this rabid crowd is here to see these guys leave their blood and guts in that ring, and me? I just want to see carnage and if we're lucky, maybe a little decapitation...that would be cool, don't you think?
Dave: Anything you say, IMJ. Coming into tonight there are a lot of questions to be answered, and speculation has been running a muck as to the identity of Ace Compton's accomplice. My own name, among others have been put into the mix, hopefully tonight all these questions will be cleared up.
James: Well, I haven't been up to snuff on the story lines since I was eliminated a few weeks back, but this is one development that I have been trying to follow up on, and one thing I do know is that this mystery man or “Wild Card” is in the building tonight and I think he'll make his presence felt once again, at least that's what my sword, told me!
((Dave moves a way from James slightly.))
Dave: Uh...sounds good, IMJ. Let's take it up to our announcer.
((Announcer: Making his way to the ring...accompanyed by Rumblin' Rosey...from the land of unwanted toys, and weighing in at 290 lbs...Josh “My Gosh” Konnors!!!))
Dave: Out comes Rosey leading the way, he looks in bad shape James, he's got a bandage on his head and a cast on his leg and he's holding crutches. You have credit his determination, and also question his wisdom for coming out here in that condition.
James: You've got to suck it up and take the pain, sometimes Dave. Rosey's got guts coming out here, even though he's like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. He's out here to support his friend, just like I'm always there for my sword and have it's back!
((James kisses his sword ))
Dave: Josh is flexing his “meaty” arms to the crowd as he awaits his opponent, Rosey stands shriveled in the corner drooling from the mouth and shivering slightly, think he forgot to take his pain pills?
James: A real man doesn't need pain killers, My sword and I once fought off six goons, despite the fact that my sword was dull and my arm was sore from swiping apples and egging houses. Anyhow, Rosey is frothing from the mouth more then my dog, it's got a mild case of rabies, you know.
Announcer: ((His opponent...from Las Vegas, Nevada and accompanied by his “Wild card”....The King of all Janitors, Ace...Compton!!!))
((Your The Best Around plays over the speakers.))
Dave: Ace comes out wearing a shirt, promoting his new reality show: Who Wants To Be A Porn star?
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James: I actually attended a screening of the first episode, and let's just say my sword got a little edgy.
Dave: Compton salutes his home town audience and throws shirts into the stands, but where is our masked man? He was supposed to be out here, he's no where to be seen.
James: My sword could take Compton's plunger any day of the week!
Dave: Compton's new show, not to mention his poker career have a lot riding on this one, James. But could the cards be stacked against him without his “ace in the whole”? Or is this just a bluff to throw us off? Ladies and gentlemen...we are about to find out, as our referee, Tom White calls for the bell!
James: I just hope this fight ends quick, my posse and I must get back to our castle!
You Pick the Winner!
