Customer:Well, while I wait I was hoping I could ask you a few questions, you see I'm conducting a political survey for the upcoming 2008 election...
Eric:A survey, huh. Well let me stop you right there, I want to tell you a story that a buddy of mine told me once...
It was election time, again. So, a politician decided to go out to the local reservation to gather support from the Native Americans. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech.
The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited. "I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!" The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!" The politician was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the Reservation!" "Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet. "I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!" The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!" After the speech, the politician was touring the Reservation, and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle. "Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the hoya."
Customer:So I take it you don't want to fill out my survey?
Eric the Bartender:Hoya know? Here's a nice cold beer, now shut up and drink.
(laughs)
End of Episode.
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